As happay as a...

Sorry, i got no news. I been working out in the sticks, so ill look into things an get back to ya.

Shit cunts!

Typical really. Went up K-bar to take down the fluros. Found em all smashed. Not very impressed...at all! So anyways, i sat there for a while, trying to work out who i could blame for this atrocity. Could i blame the countless people who came to the jam, had a sweet time at Nightfalls time and expense, then fucked off without even an offer of assistance in cleaning/packing up the next day...nah. Maybe the fucking satan spawn that did this dastardly deed, or, possibly their parents...nah. Maybe society is just fucked in general...generally nah. Then it hit me like the proverbial fridge...me! I obviously left it a tad to long to take em down. You know what they say, if you want something done right, you gotta do it ya fucking self. So ill be up there on sat picking up about sixty seven thousand trillion pieces of broken flurescent tube so all the people that come up, never contribute, ride, and have a fat ole time dont get a flat. I Fucking love this town sometimes!

Not that anyone gives...

...two flying fucks. But, this photo won the Moran Contemperary Photographic Prize for 2010. Thats it? 80000 bucks? Thanks for coming...fuck it, im entering next year for sure! haha

Going down?

You may or may not have seen this on thecomeup. Either way, check it. It will make you wince with pain and laugh hysterically at the same time. You gotta hit that shit straight next time bro.

Moonlite vid..

local videographer Landon Stroud, was kind enough to go out of his way to knock up this vid of the Monnlite jam we had last sat. Check it below, and while your at it, check out his other stuff on Vimeo (yeh yeh i know, its mountain biking), but he makes some really good shit. Cheers heaps mate, appreciate it!

Nightfall Bike Co. BMX K-Bar Night Jam from Landon Stroud on Vimeo.

Cant stop here...

..this is spleen country! Me, Dylan, and Mulesy (excuse my grammar Ridge: Dylan, Mulesy and I) Went down the Cairns base to visit Danza last night, drop him off a stick mag and the new Focalpoint. He is coherent, but he tore his spleen in half, and apparently by some stroke of luck it has stopped bleeding and is healing back together by itself. We told him he wasnt as tough as Luke Issacson, cause Luke actually had his removed and has a mad scar. But Danza reckons hes so tough he didnt even need his removed. Yous are both tough bastards haha. Get well soon mate. K-bar-2: Riders spleens-Nil

Moonlite jam

...is all over and done. There would have been somewhere in the number of 70-100 people im guessing, and im pretty sure everyone had a sweet time. There was only two major casualtys, hopefully Danza and Tyson will be feeling better soon. It was especially awesome to see a heap of younger kids shredding some not so small jumps. I didnt get a single photo (what a retard), so if anyone has any good ones, please let us know via facebook or our hotmail, and maybe we can do some wheeling and dealing. Thanks heaps to everyone who turned up, rode, got drunk, and had a good time. Special thanks to the following people:
Steve for coming through with goods and some electrical expertise to get the place lit up.
Rhysty and backbone for giving away a box full o shit.
Dane for missioning it to get an aux cable.
Lee Kirkman for putting his life on the line and busting out some rediculous stuntery. (decade, dipped 3's from hell, backies, you name it, he had it)
Amy and Natasha for missioning through the mud, getting their tits out, and generally being very hospitable ladies indeed.
The cops, for not turning up, haha.
And lastly, mother nature, for holding out, stoked. Even though it was alot of fucking around, we will be having another Moonlite jam one day for sure, see yas all there!
Amy, giving it the thumbs up! And Steve, trying to remember what he learnt in second year. Which one is positive again? Brown or blue? Haha, Thanks heaps!