April 30, 2009
See, we do ride...sometimes
Hey! So a few of us are heading down to brownsville this weekend. And if we get our shit sorted we will endevour to take some photos or film something. But we are not making any promises, not like anyone cares anyway. Heres an old pic of levi getting rad down the townpark. Now we are off to have a beer, cause in theory the weekend has started. Later ya bunch of fairys.
April 28, 2009
Better Off Dead!
So I fully stole this off Defgrip....Sorry, but this looks like a seriously nuts movie. Seriously.
Banned 3 -better off dead trailer!!! from Banned Vids on Vimeo.
Banned 3 -better off dead trailer!!! from Banned Vids on Vimeo.
April 27, 2009
More Random Shit...
I've been working out in the sticks, so sorry about the lack of anything whatsoever. Probably get Dylan and Steve to start putting up some stuff up soon though.... So keep checking back. Oh, there is couple of locals floating around on the world wide web to, young David Girsh is famous again, check out his web edit at diversity blogspot (think that's where I seen it), its pretty sweet. But why would you end it with a 720? Personal joke. Nice one Davo. And Port/Mossman local Zane (the colony slayer) Caldera has a good edit up at certifiedbmx.com. Now get searching, if anyones got news they want up, drop us an email. Laters.
OIL CHANGE
Dunno how many of ya's own a car, or are remotely mechanically minded and service it yourself. But if you do, you should appreciate this. Hardy fuckin haha
Oil Change instructions for Women:
1) Drive into Ultra Tune when the odometer reaches 10,000 kilometres since the last oil change. 2) Drink a cup of coffee, read free paper.
3) 15 minutes later, write a cheque and leave with a properly maintained vehicle. Money spent: Oil Change:$40.00 Coffee: $2.00 Total: $42.00
Oil Change instructions for Men:
1) Wait until Saturday, drive to auto parts store and buy a case of oil, filter, kitty litter, hand cleaner and a scented tree, write a cheque for $50.00.
2) Stop by the Bottle Shop and buy a slab of beer, write a cheque for $40, drive home.
3) Open a beer and drink it.
4) Jack car up. Spend 30 minutes looking for jack stands.
5) Find jack stands under caravan.
6) In frustration, open another beer and drink it.
7) Place drain pan under engine.
8) Look for 9/16 box end wrench.
9) Give up and use crescent wrench.
10) Unscrew drain plug.
11) Drop drain plug in pan of hot oil: splash hot oil on you in process. Curse and swear.
12) Crawl out from under car to wipe hot oil off face and arms. Throw kitty litter on spilled oil. 13) Have another beer while watching oil drain.
14) Spend 30 minutes looking for oil filter wrench.
15) Give up; crawl under car and hammer a screwdriver through oil filter and twist off.
16) Crawl out from under car with dripping oil filter splashing oil everywhere from holes. Cleverly, hide old oil filter among trash in trash can to avoid environmental penalties. Drink a beer.
17) Install new oil filter making sure to apply a thin coat of oil to gasket surface.
18) Dump first litre of fresh oil into engine.
19) Remember drain plug from step 11.
20) Hurry to find drain plug in drain pan.
21) Drink beer.
22) Discover that first litre of fresh oil is now on the floor. Throw kitty litter on oil spill.
23) Get drain plug back in with only a minor spill. Drink beer.
24) Crawl under car getting kitty litter into eyes. Wipe eyes with oily rag used to clean drain plug. Slip with stupid crescent wrench tightening drain plug and bang knuckles on frame removing any excess skin between knuckles and frame.
25) Begin swearing fit.
26) Throw stupid crescent wrench.
27) Swear for additional 5 minutes because wrench hit darts trophy.
28) Another beer.
29) Clean up hands and bandage as required to stop blood flow.
30) Beer.
31) Dump in five fresh litres of oil.
32) Beer.
33) Lower car from jack stands.
34) Move car back to apply more kitty litter to fresh oil spilled during any missed steps.
35) Beer.
36) Test drive car.
37) Get pulled over: arrested for driving under the influence.
38) Car is impounded.
39) Call missus, make bail.
40) 12 hours later, get car from impound yard. Money spent: Parts: $50.00 DUI: $2500.00 Impound fee: $75.00 Bail: $1500.00 Beer: $40.00 Total: $4,185.00 But you know the job was done right!
Oil Change instructions for Women:
1) Drive into Ultra Tune when the odometer reaches 10,000 kilometres since the last oil change. 2) Drink a cup of coffee, read free paper.
3) 15 minutes later, write a cheque and leave with a properly maintained vehicle. Money spent: Oil Change:$40.00 Coffee: $2.00 Total: $42.00
Oil Change instructions for Men:
1) Wait until Saturday, drive to auto parts store and buy a case of oil, filter, kitty litter, hand cleaner and a scented tree, write a cheque for $50.00.
2) Stop by the Bottle Shop and buy a slab of beer, write a cheque for $40, drive home.
3) Open a beer and drink it.
4) Jack car up. Spend 30 minutes looking for jack stands.
5) Find jack stands under caravan.
6) In frustration, open another beer and drink it.
7) Place drain pan under engine.
8) Look for 9/16 box end wrench.
9) Give up and use crescent wrench.
10) Unscrew drain plug.
11) Drop drain plug in pan of hot oil: splash hot oil on you in process. Curse and swear.
12) Crawl out from under car to wipe hot oil off face and arms. Throw kitty litter on spilled oil. 13) Have another beer while watching oil drain.
14) Spend 30 minutes looking for oil filter wrench.
15) Give up; crawl under car and hammer a screwdriver through oil filter and twist off.
16) Crawl out from under car with dripping oil filter splashing oil everywhere from holes. Cleverly, hide old oil filter among trash in trash can to avoid environmental penalties. Drink a beer.
17) Install new oil filter making sure to apply a thin coat of oil to gasket surface.
18) Dump first litre of fresh oil into engine.
19) Remember drain plug from step 11.
20) Hurry to find drain plug in drain pan.
21) Drink beer.
22) Discover that first litre of fresh oil is now on the floor. Throw kitty litter on oil spill.
23) Get drain plug back in with only a minor spill. Drink beer.
24) Crawl under car getting kitty litter into eyes. Wipe eyes with oily rag used to clean drain plug. Slip with stupid crescent wrench tightening drain plug and bang knuckles on frame removing any excess skin between knuckles and frame.
25) Begin swearing fit.
26) Throw stupid crescent wrench.
27) Swear for additional 5 minutes because wrench hit darts trophy.
28) Another beer.
29) Clean up hands and bandage as required to stop blood flow.
30) Beer.
31) Dump in five fresh litres of oil.
32) Beer.
33) Lower car from jack stands.
34) Move car back to apply more kitty litter to fresh oil spilled during any missed steps.
35) Beer.
36) Test drive car.
37) Get pulled over: arrested for driving under the influence.
38) Car is impounded.
39) Call missus, make bail.
40) 12 hours later, get car from impound yard. Money spent: Parts: $50.00 DUI: $2500.00 Impound fee: $75.00 Bail: $1500.00 Beer: $40.00 Total: $4,185.00 But you know the job was done right!
April 15, 2009
Yeh boy!
White Levi sent us through these few random picks last night, he's down Sydney working or something, and its obviously a good thing. Seems like he's loving five dock. Levi is riding one of our first ever frames, don't really know exactly how its working out for him as I haven't spoken to him, but looks like he is adjusting alright. Thanks heaps for the support mate and cheers for the photos. Catcha when ya get back. (PS- Dunno who took the shots, if ya want ya name up in lights then let us know)
April 14, 2009
Shit...
It's been rainin cats an dogs, so there hasn't been a whole lot of ridin going on... An I don't have any decent photos/videos to put up as usual (hint hint) cause people are fucking slack, an I definitely haven't taken any cause I'm slack too. Sorry. In other news, Grant and Joe, the digging machines from ye Olde England have hit the road. Bugger! Hope you's enjoy the rest of your trip. If you see em on their way down south, give em your couch to sleep on, cause they deserve it. In the meantime here is some random shit to hopefully put a smile on your face. Later...
April 9, 2009
Easter is cancelled!
Now get back to work, Maggots!
Nah, just kidding. Whatever everyone is doing, hope you's have a good one.
April 8, 2009
Barbie photos....late as usual
Sorry, not the best quality. Don't have a decent flash.... Couldn't be bothered with the tripod. So this is from the bbq we had sat night. One of the quieter ones to date, just chilled out, had a ride, cooked some snags, drunk some beers blah blah. Only downer for the night was Farkis doing himself some pretty intense dental damage. Well it actually looks al ot worse than it is. Check the photos. He was smiling afterwards, don't ask me how though. I'd be pretty devo, teeth are much more beneficial to you whenst embedded in your jaw, rather than your lip. On the bright side though, he didn't knock them out completely and hes gonna get them capped soon. Therefore he'll most probably be inputting some money into the aussie economy in the next few months, which cant really be a bad thing at the moment. Best of luck mate, hope they don't sting ya too much.
BBQing
Skateboarders?
BBQing
Skateboarders?
Farkis....
Ouch.
Ouch.
April 3, 2009
April 2, 2009
ANCHOR BMX !
Same as Shola, we don't actually condone plugging other peoples shit. But, in this case it ain't a problem. Dylan dropped round last night an said Anchor was having a shoe sale and he was getting some loteks or something. So for the five or so people that actually look at this shit, buy some shoes off them, because they actually know what bmx is really about and we owe them one. Hop to it!... Like right now.
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