Frames are in....

....lets get loose. So as promised i got a couple photos of the new frames, we got a couple o different colours this time round, and they turned out real nice which is always good. And also as promised we will be having a jam/party. So heres the lowdown. Everyone who rides a bmx in FNQ and can handle their piss is welcome, 12th of sept. There will be tittie girls, everyone is expected to get fancy dressed, though its not mandatory, but for those who do we will be having 2$ rums and bourbons, or you can just bring ya own grog, there will be a BBQ, prizes, and a raffle which will cost 5$ a ticket, and if you happen to be the person whose name is pulled out of the hat then not only will you win a new Level frame but you will also be getting the stripshow done on you! Unless you choose to forfeit your prize, then it that case it will be redrawn. There will also be a couple of new DVDs playing, and possibly a live band....see how we go. Hope to see a few people there. Laters.

Shit yeah...its Friday!

So i finally made it back from the back o Burke. The new frames have turned up and look shit hot. Ill hopefully take some photos on the weekend and put them up soon. The stripper jam has been locked in for the 12th of Sept, so you have been advised, you better fucking be there, the flyer will done this weekend. Other than that i got nothing. Oh nah, i tell a lie, Levi is heading down for spinal disorder and he'll be chilling in Brisvegas for a couple of weeks. So if ya see him round, be sure to ask him to do a backflip, he will love it! Here is some random shit off my email, to help make ya Friday smile just a little bit bigger. Stubbie time! Laters.

And my personal favourite. Comedy fucking gold!

English trail fiends...

Most people in Cairns (and a few up and down the easten coastal seaboard) might have met the two English boys Joe and Grant whilst they were over here earlier on in the year. For those that didnt, ya missed out they are the sickest cunts out. Besides digging like grave robbers on heaped scoops of whipper (thanks), they were always down for a chill session, or a big night on the town. Get ya arses off that cold dark island ya call home and get back to OZ, immediately!

Whilst browsing the evil satan spawn that is facebook, i found this sweet photo of Joe busting a euro/darkside/whatever the fuck they are called this week, obviously taken on one of the six sunny days they have in ye olde England. Haha just joking lads, hope yous are doing alright, aight!

taybo. mulesy ballina bowl b4 i got broken

This is what happens when a fat cunt runs on your head at a pakwaydrive show...
Brock my C6 and C7 vertibrae and all the ligerments from C2 to C7.
in this for 8 weeks!

Nice trails....

where are they? Never mind, it was a retorical question anyway. I hope someone took a shovel and i hope the plastic is back on. Speaking of shovels, if anyone has found/stolen my orange handled shovel from up the jumps, or knows of its whereabouts. It would be greatly appreciated if they took it back to its home at Kanimbla. Im not happy its gone, and it will be stressing out if it has been removed from its native environment. All you internet fiends have probably seen it, but here is the new edit of local boy David Girsh. Its pretty good. Unless of course your at Birdsville and it takes about 7 million years to work because your internet connection is running at about 50 Kb/sec. Probably because the signal cant get through the dust storm thats currently in progress.Anyway i got work to do, laters.

Technicolour dreamcoat....

One of me mates at work, Ian, is losing his licence. Because he was stupid enough to be apprehended by the constabulary (cops) whilst driving an unregistered, unroadworthy, uninsured vehicle whilst he was unlicenced and heavily intoxicated. So as of this moment in time he is riding the deadly treadly. While he was at first aid training yesterday it came to my attention that his transportation was lacking a little something, so i decided it was my duty as a mate to give his new ride a facelift..............looks nice huh. If you frequent sapphire bar haha.

In other news i still havent heard about the frames, far as i know they are still at customs or something. But for all you fashionistas out there, when they do arrive, we will be more than happy to give you a one off custom paint job similar to the one above. Free of charge.......cause we are so goddamn nice.

Oh and just to give everyone the heads up, when these frames finally do arrive, we will be having the bestest jam of all time. Probably the first or second weekend of Sept. Expect rediculous alcohol consumption, tittie girls, a stripper, new vids that no one has seen, and possibly an undisclosed band that is fairly well known in FNQ, or will be after the Timeout concert. If you live in FNQ, you ride, you like getting loose and your not there, you suck at life! The flyer will be out soon!

Anyway, im off to Birdsville for work, (yay!) so if there aint any new posts between now and fourteen days from now, thats why. Laters.

Few photos from last weekend....mostly of the darkness killing it.

Some tripped out photo with levi and jared, shorty and audy lending some moral support.

Levi!! Do a backflip!

Bars!

Levi........poser.

Wallie! Obviously.

Whip it son! Whip it good.

Dunno whats going on here, but its funny, Kennaz and Jared sharing a moment after Kennaz just completed his 24HR editing marathon for some skate movie (i think) that will kick ass!

Acid....dont do it, unless you like your reality looking somewhat like this.

Random!

Just to straighten things out, we dont care if you got round eyes, slanted eyes, black eyes from fighting, or even red eyes cause you have smoked to much pootcha. We just like taking the piss the piss out of pretty much everything. Its nothing personal. Now on that note, heres one for the ladies....enjoy.

No idea!

Customs broker? Import duty? GST? Port service charge? Agency fees? ICS lodgement? WTF! Getting stuff into this country has turned out to be alot harder (and costlier) than i thought, props to anyone who deals with this shit on a regular basis. So from what i can gether the new frames are in brissie at the dock, so hopefully they will be here by next week......with any luck. Keep ya posted.

Nightfall = SCUMBAGS

So i was sortin through my old pics the other night and found these gems i thought i would share HA , more pics of the nightfall entourage coming soon. This dude looks like a skinny well endowed chubacka with a serious crack addiction haha - check the linkhttp://nothingtoxic.com/media/1249256972/The_Second_Biggest_Pair_of_Balls_in_the_World. peace. Berrill

Steve and Alfred Winston from "Jimmi Jummi" Station

Clancy from the overflow well and truly overflowin

2008 stomp the nard champion "The Mexican Rattlesnake"

pretty sure i overheard this dude say to his chick "But it's hard to soar like an eagle when you're surrounded by turkeys. cheer up cockney